“A-huh, so let me get this straight— I’m supposed to believe that you’re training at my highly renowned, highly expensive, incredibly hi-tech and all around awesome shooting range with a sniper rifle for no reason more than recreation?”

“It’s a hobby, just like you apparently have a thing for wasting valuable time hanging out at really unimportant parts of your company just to eye up (read: bother) customers who are trying to mind their own business and snipe.”

“Unimportant!!— why i’ll have you know, flirting is in my job description (and on that note we should probably go out for coffee).”